NAPOLEON BONAPARTE IS CROWNED EMPEROR

December 2, 1804

Oh my, oh my. What a lovely day it is for us all! you know that Napoleon is very dear to us here at Catty Corsica right? well if you didngt, we absolutely adore him and want the best for him. Today he CROWNED HIMSELF Emperor of France. The fact that he was able to crown himself shows just how much powr and influence he already held over France and Europe for that matter. and he looks REALLY good in his crown ladies...
How did a military leader end up coming into such a powerful role such as emperor? Napoleon Bonaparte first took political power in France through a coup against the old government, but he did not instigated it. What Napoleon did was to capitalize on the situation in order to dominate the new ruling as Consul and gain control of France by creating a constitution which bound his interests to many of the most powerful people in France: the landowners. He was then able to use this to leverage his support into being declared Emperor. His Imperial Majesty was so kind and sat down with us to tell us all about his big day!

Catty Corsica: Well Nap- i mean Emperor, thank you so much for talking with us today.
Napoleon: its no problem at al but please, Call me Napoleon! its much more personal/
Catty Corsica:  Why thank you so much. i just wanted to ask what your though process is about today?
Napoleon: Well i think its about time i become leader. i already basically lead the country, might as wel make it official, right?
Catty Corsica: You are absolutely right. its about damn time you get the recognition you deserve. You went from a lowly Corsican in military school to running an entire country and beyond. all of your great success and you are so young! how is Josephine?
Napoleon: I assume she is fine,I haven't seen her in a few days. but everything between us is fine. i let her do what she likes and she lets me what do what i want which I would do otherwise, because i am emperor,
Catty Corsica:  That's wonderful i suppose. anyway, whats next for you?
Napoleon: Well, I am planning on expanding Frances Empire even more, I will use my family to do so and have them be in control of certain areas because, while I am so magnificent. I am only one man, and I cant be everywhere at once, much to my dismay. Anyway, that is all the time I have today I have many other things to do today. Because I am emperor. Emperor. Napoleon Bonaparte: Emperor. I never get tired of that.anyway goodbye. I have many emperor things to do.